If you can dodge a wrench...

I know making Dodgeball references here isn't the best way to boost my credibility as an intellectual or an educator, but after today I couldn't think of a better analogy. Which really goes a long way towards explaining my mind state today. The quote from Dodgeball goes, "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." I would paraphrase it this way, "If you can teach the day after St. Patty's Day, you can teach any day." Neither attempting to dodge a wrench nor teaching the day after celebrating St. Patty's day are advisable. In both scenarios you'll probably end up with a splitting headache. That's really where the analogy ends. Now that I've lowered the collective IQ of anyone still reading this, I'm going to pack it in for tomorrow, confident that tomorrow will be much, much easier.