Sigh, It's Funny Because It's True

According to this report from The Onion, "teaching disabilities" are on the rise:

The study, which surveyed 2,500 elementary and high school level instructors across the country, found that nearly one out of every five exhibited behaviors typically associated with a teaching impairment. Among them: trouble paying attention in school, lack of interest or motivation during class, and severe emotional issues.

Sound like anyone at your school? Hat tip to GothamSchools.org.